Baseball-Cards.com and Obama's Baseball Card Stimulus Plan

President Obama's
Baseball Card Stimulus Plan

Thanks to President Obama, his administration and our hard working politicians in Congress,
we are proud to annouce that we are a participating member in President Obama's "Baseball Card Stimulus Plan".

We have received an extremely generous undisclosed amount of STIMULUS FUNDS and
will be including FREE GIFTS with EVERY ORDER & TO ALL AUCTION WINNERS !!!

Gifts will be selected by Dave, expert shipper and Reds fan.
Examples to be displayed soon - please check back.

We thank the President for our extremely generous allocation of stimulus funds !
Others needing to give the President a big high five are:

*  $2,000,000 for swine odor research in Iowa.
      Yes, we all know pigs stink,
      but we owe it to ourselves as a nation to know just exactly how much...
*  $200,000 for tattoo removal in Southern California.
      I find some tatoos stimulating. Doesn't that make this an anti-stimulus stimulus ?
*  $11,000,000 to Redmond, Washington for a bridge to connect 2 portions of Microsoft headquarters.
      Hm. I wonder who Bill Gates voted for ?
*  $1,000,000 to Portland, Oregon for covered bicycle garages.
*  $2,192,000 to New York State to study grape genetics.
*  $15,000,000 to Montana to upgrade their border crossing.
       The 2 cars/day that now cross there should soon notice huge improvements.
*  etc., etc., etc.

A few minor items missed stimulus funding this time around but not to worry -
I'm sure the next round of stimulus will include funds for secondary issues like:
* the homeless
* the poor
* something that might actually lower energy prices and not just add "green" to it's name.

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